Author Archives: Christian

About Christian

College grad, film blogger, recovery coach, pasta lover.

Personal Shopper

Grief is one hell of an emotion. For those who have ever had the displeasure of finding themselves coping with it, the feeling can quite literally be indescribable; like experiencing the infamous ‘five stages of grief’ all at the exact same … Continue reading

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Rough Night

A recent trend that seems to be flourishing in modern Hollywood is the R-rated, female driven comedy. There have always been films of that sort in the guise of popular culture for at least a couple of decades, but in … Continue reading

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It Comes at Night

God bless A24. I don’t usually tend to put a spotlight on specific film studios and/or companies in my reviews, but in this case I feel as if it’s warranted. Now, think of any really interesting independent drama, or an … Continue reading

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Baywatch

*that awkward moment when your “job” of being a film reviewer begins to actually feel like a job* We all knew this one was coming. In an age of constant reboots, re-imaginings, and basically any known preexisting property with a … Continue reading

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The Promise

Time for a history lesson, folks. During the final years of the Ottoman Empire in 1915, the presence of the Armenian citizens was seen as undesirable to the forthcoming Republic of Turkey, which would lead to the deportation and eventual … Continue reading

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Logan

Well everyone, it looks like we’ve finally reached the end of our seventeen year-long journey with the original X-Men cast. Over the course of I-lost-count-of-how-many films in the X-Men franchise, Fox finally gives fans the hard-R sendoff to Hugh Jackman’s … Continue reading

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Get Out

Fuckin’ white people, man. When it was first announced that Jordan Peele, of the comedy duo and hugely enjoyable Comedy Central sketch comedy series Key & Peele was going to tackle a low budget horror-comedy for his directorial debut, many people … Continue reading

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